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Description:And if you can't fix her, then DNR And can we have her cremated? We've done your operation now And you've just yourself to blame Now you've got 1 lung, 1 eye, 1 knee below your 1 thigh We've removed your left hand side And you're all right now I get in the way I don't know what to do or say But I go in night and day Vainly hoping someone will teach me They say not today Me on take Me on take Me on take Me on take Me on take. You're the orthopaedic registrar and we've been here since 3 You're the only one that we've been waiting for So take a look at my nan I think she's got a broken hip We found her in the bathroom on the floor You know I think she must have slipped Take a look at my nan The casualty doctor stated One leg is shorter than the other And it's externally rotated Well take a look at my nan Don't you know how long we've waited? I'm pushing 83 and the trust are telling me to retire I never take a history or consent My post-op survival rate should be higher In fact it's only 6 per cent We work at Denmark Hill for the terminally ill patients But they're relatively well when they arrive Cos I invent my own operations And I'm the only one who leaves theatre alive We're consultants, we're consultants at King's We're consultants at King's Do you feel any better? How rude can a doctor be?

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